1. no eye contact
2. no looking around for a shower; commit to one and go there without browsing around
3. you may not stand idly at any point. you must always be doing something.
4. no talking
5. no acknowledging the existence of others
6. you must be covered at all times unless you are standing under a running stream of water
7. you must stay at least 10 feet away from any other human being

what a strange morning. i much prefer it when the locker room is empty in the morning. there are all these strange dynamics that evolve when you put 4 or 5 people in the locker room together… so much awkwardness! delicious!