1. hit in the chest with a finger blaster…. shot by my boss…
2. discussion about peanut and butter jelly sandwiches resulting in this advertisement idea: “now for a limited time – anti-worm pb&j!” (wasn’t my idea. i have interesting co-workers.)
3. woman in the showers this morning — this is a big, open space, mind you — chooses to use the only shower DIRECTLY in my line of sight. she wasn’t exactly easy on the eyes.
4. i had a car flash its lights at me this morning. when it was light out. and i was on my bike. ??
5. a student showed up at 9am thinking he had a meeting with me. 9am!
6. while i was walking my bike into the gym this morning, a man held the door open for me (how nice!) and then started laughing at me, saying “i wish i hadn’t held that door for you, i wanted to see how you were going to get that bike inside” (how bizarre!!!)
7. two co-workers just had a somewhat long phone conversation with each other that echoed like crazy!

i can only imagine what else i’m in store for today. it’s only 10:30am, for pete’s sake. is it a full moon?